I have 1 word for you:  Luke.

Why didn’t she pick Luke?!

He was a shoe in pick for the finale as soon as he had his first conversation with Jojo. Hands down. I think every viewing household in America took their volume from a 6 to a 12 when Luke spoke. She took that guys heart and stomped on it with the boots he bought for her.

As things come to a close this week, I predict one of these two scenarios:

1. Jojo picks Jordan and (hate to say it) they are broken up by the time “After the Final Rose” airs. I actually back this theory with 80% confidence.

2. Jojo finally looks at Robby the way we’re all looking at him, realizes she’s a poor judge of character, and ushers Luke right back into the game. Maybe I’m exaggerating about the Robby business, but I think the thought of Luke may stay with her. Maybe don’t throw away his number, Jojo. Your final two seem more in love with themselves. If she chooses Robby, I hope they live a long and happy life fulfilling each others spray tanning needs.

Have I already mentioned Luke? Because I think he has a strong shot at being the next Bachelor. Especially after Chris H made reference to his singleness on MTA about three times last week.

At the close of the last episode in Thailand, Jojo says “Cheers to finding love and for HOPEFULLY finding my happily ever after.” The ‘hopefully’ basically tells me she’s choosing Jordan and she’s 90% sure he’s the right choice. She supposedly sent Luke home because he didn’t fall in love with her soon enough, but she loves the ongoing lack of total interest from Jordan. #YourPickerIsBroken

And so, if you haven’t already gathered the clues, I believe Jojo picks…




… Jordan Rodgers.


There you have it, folks. What do you think, did I get it right?

And on a side note: what ever happened to Ames?? That guy was awesome.