The Bachelorette Finale


I have 1 word for you:  Luke.

Why didn’t she pick Luke?!

He was a shoe in pick for the finale as soon as he had his first conversation with Jojo. Hands down. I think every viewing household in America took their volume from a 6 to a 12 when Luke spoke. She took that guys heart and stomped on it with the boots he bought for her.

As things come to a close this week, I predict one of these two scenarios:

1. Jojo picks Jordan and (hate to say it) they are broken up by the time “After the Final Rose” airs. I actually back this theory with 80% confidence.

2. Jojo finally looks at Robby the way we’re all looking at him, realizes she’s a poor judge of character, and ushers Luke right back into the game. Maybe I’m exaggerating about the Robby business, but I think the thought of Luke may stay with her. Maybe don’t throw away his number, Jojo. Your final two seem more in love with themselves. If she chooses Robby, I hope they live a long and happy life fulfilling each others spray tanning needs.

Have I already mentioned Luke? Because I think he has a strong shot at being the next Bachelor. Especially after Chris H made reference to his singleness on MTA about three times last week.

At the close of the last episode in Thailand, Jojo says “Cheers to finding love and for HOPEFULLY finding my happily ever after.” The ‘hopefully’ basically tells me she’s choosing Jordan and she’s 90% sure he’s the right choice. She supposedly sent Luke home because he didn’t fall in love with her soon enough, but she loves the ongoing lack of total interest from Jordan. #YourPickerIsBroken

And so, if you haven’t already gathered the clues, I believe Jojo picks…




… Jordan Rodgers.


There you have it, folks. What do you think, did I get it right?

And on a side note: what ever happened to Ames?? That guy was awesome.



  1. Meaghan
    August 1, 2016 / 6:57 am

    She has a type, blonde hair and blue eyes. She’s so sterotypical too, he has to be athletic and you can’t get anymore athletic than a football player even though he really isn’t that great! Chad made a comment about how Robb was pissed he was talking to his ex Hope. So something tells me that he wasn’t the one chose.

    • brightblacblog
      August 6, 2016 / 10:03 pm

      I’m so glad it ended the way it did! Robby probably was annoyed about Chad talking to his ex. They should all go live on an island together.. oh wait. (Bach in Paradise) 😉

  2. Kathi Henriksen
    August 2, 2016 / 8:32 pm

    Can I admit that I’m the only person who has never watched the Bachelor? However, I always enjoy everyone losing their sh*t at whomever gets picked or dumped…just cracks me up. I guess I should also admit that I think Beyoncé is way over-rated and not that talented. I like Kelly Rowland better, clearer notes. Anyway, all I have heard about JoJo is she is a hot mess of blubbering tears and that the final two were both tools. How much money do we have on her and Jordan breaking up? Who will be the next Bachelor? Your thoughts? Love your blog, your writing, your style – you are my hero! xoxo, Kat-eye

    • brightblacblog
      August 6, 2016 / 10:10 pm

      Are you telling me you have a full-time job outside the house, 3 full-time jobs inside the house, and you can’t spend 2 hours a week on mindless tv?! 🙂 I like Jojo as a person. I think she’s smart and has her life together. I think relationships are her Achilles heel. 😉 I agree on Beyoncé, but Destiny’s Child as a whole will always be good a trio to watch. Jojo and Jordan are as likely to breakup as the trio I just mentioned. Ha. Luke sure better be the next Bachelor. If you watch any of it, just watch his dates with her. He’d have your vote.
      Thanks for all the love and support. I truly appreciate you. <3

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